We’ve heard of some cracker excuses over the years, when it comes to speeding or driving without a licence: “It’s a medical emergency, my wife’s gone into labour”; “I’m a politician, there is a crisis of national importance”; “I’m going to miss my son’s graduation”.
But try this for (XXL) size. A Romanian TV star bust driving without a licence claimed she had an emergency due to her breast implants.
Simona Suhoi, 28, faces up to five years in jail after police found her behind the wheel a month after she was banned from driving.
News24 reports that the former singer and designer, known professionally as Simona Sensual, was pulled over for not wearing a seat belt in Bucharest. She told police she had no choice but to drive her car to a nearby clinic as she was suffering from chest pains which she believed were caused by her XXL implants.
“I shouldn’t have driven the car but I had no other choice.” Suhoi simpered. “I was having terrible pains in the chest, I think it was because of these brand-new breast implants.”
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Now the busty tellie star’s got some sweet talking to do to get out of a heavy spell in prison. What a boob!
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